NFL Teams Amusement Park

As summer starts to wind down, two things happen: kids start going back to school, and football starts anew. What to do before these things come to pass? Let’s go the Amusement Park…

The Kiddie Rides
Just like Kiddie Rides, you don’t have to stand in long lines to get in to watch these teams. You feel both happy and sad when you’re done, as it just didn’t live up to what you remembered when you were a kid.

2008 Winner: Detroit
2009 Possibilities: Oakland, St. Louis
2009 Favorite: Detroit

The Carnival Games

These teams are pretty fun to watch, whether that be for a certain personality or football reason. But when you really look at it, it is pretty hard for them to win unless you change something pretty drastic.

2008 Winner: Cincinnati
2009 Possibilities: Jacksonville, Cleveland, Kansas City, Washington, Seattle, Cincinnati, San Francisco
2009 Favorite: Denver

The Roller Coasters

Kind of self-explanatory, these teams are poised for (another) year of ups and downs, or in Buffalo’s case, one BIG UP, and a BIG DOWN.

2008 Winner: Buffalo
2009 Possibilities: Baltimore, Green Bay, Chicago, San Diego, Tampa Bay, Houston, Tennesse, Buffalo
2009 Favorite: Minnesota

The Thrill Rides

After waiting in long lines, you finally get there. After riding though, you feel kind of sick and wish there was more substance to it, and perhaps a longer ride. Sounds exactly like the 2008 Patriots to me…

2008 Winner: New England
2009 Possibilities: Arizona, Miami, Dallas, New York Jets, Carolina, Indianapolis
2009 Favorite: New Orleans

The Bumper Cars

Keep all hands and feet inside the car and try to avoid all head-on collisions. These are the big-bumpers that you don’t want to face until the Playoffs in 2010.

2008 Winner: Pittsburgh
2009 Possibilities: New England, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, New York Giants, Atlanta
2009 Favorite: We’ll see in February

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6 Responses to “NFL Teams Amusement Park”

  1. Anonymous says:

    what a stupid article

  2. Anonymous says:

    good job

  3. Anonymous says:

    That was the dumbest thing i ever read!

  4. Admin says:

    Oakland = The Food… that is great.

  5. Anonymous says:

    I’d put Oakland under…


    Despite past experiences, you build it up in your head as being something better, and at the start, it still seems that way, until you’re in the bathroom a few hours later just praying for it to end.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Funny Stuff Man

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