Patrick Chung > Chuck Norris

Patrick Chung is Better Than YouPhoto By Matthew West

Below are some Patrick Chung-isms, based loosely (entirely) on the whole Chuck Norris phenomenon. Some of these are our own creation, some are rehashed Norris fodder, and some are the work of the great posters at You can read even more by following this link.

Patrick Chung was drafted 34th in the draft… because that’s when he decided to enter it.

Patrick Chung’s side of the field is the homicide.

Patrick Chung did wind sprints at practice this morning. There were no survivors.

Patrick Chung added a “C” to his last name because he feels no need to insult your intelligence.

When confronted with Patrick Chung, white men can jump.

Nobody talks about Wang any more, only Patrick knows why.

Patrick Chung put the laughter in manslaughter.

Patrick Chung knows what state The Simspons live in: The state of fear.

Knock, knock. Who’s th.. (TACKLE)

After playing against Patrick Chung, TO gave a press conference to complain that the Bills were throwing the ball to him too much.

Brett Favre retired in anticipation of Patrick Chung coming to Foxborough.

Patrick Chung is classier than LaDanian Tomlinson.

The San Diego Chargers aren’t all on steroids, Chung merely sneezed while attending one of their games.

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2 Responses to “Patrick Chung > Chuck Norris”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Patrick Chung was born with a hoodie on.

  2. franko says:

    Patrick Chung floats like a butterfly and stings like a missile.

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