Archive for September, 2009

The Office: Sports Edition v2.0

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

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The Office is finally kicking off its Sixth Season this Thursday at 9pm eastern.  Once again, we’re going to cast The Office using people from the sports world. You can check out last year’s effort here.

Lebron James – Charles Minor
New York Knicks – Kelly Kapur
Cleveland Cavs – Angela Martin
It’s no secret that Lebron James is in demand in the NBA — just like Charles was in the office. He had two main suitors, Angela and Kelly, that basically threw themselves at him with reckless abandon. Kelly and Angela don’t have $30 million a year like the Knicks though.

Holly Flax – Jay Cutler
Michael Scott – Denver Broncos
AJ – Chicago Bears

Holly couldn’t handle change when she had to move to Nashua, just like Jay couldn’t handle a new coach. Instead of working things out, they ran away from their problems by requesting a trade. Now AJ and the Bears get to deal with the good and the bad.

Todd Packer – Terrell Owens
Each of these guys thinks he is god’s gift to their workplace, and each of them wears out their welcome in about 15 minutes.  To my knowledge, TO has never taken a dump on the field though…

Ryan Howard – Michelle Wie
Ryan started out with a lot of hype, flew really high, and then crashed and burned. In the past year or so, he seems to be turning things back around. Sound familiar?

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Week Two NFL Power Rankings

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

Here are the NFL Power Rankings for Week 2 — quite a week for crazy endings and close calls for top teams.

The Elite
1. Pittsburgh Steelers
2. New York Giants
3. New England Patriots
4. Philadelphia Eagles
5. New Orleans Saints
6. Atlanta Falcons
7. Tennessee Titans
8. Green Bay Packers


The Contenders
9. Dallas Cowboys
10. Indianapolis Colts
11. Minnesota Vikings
12. New York Jets
13. Baltimore Ravens
14. San Diego Chargers
15. Miami Dolphins
16. Houston Texans

The Wannabes
17. Chicago Bears
18. Washington Redskins
19. San Francisco 49ers
20. Buffalo Bills
21. Arizona Cardinals
22. Seattle Seahawks
23. Jacksonville Jaguars
24. Tampa Bay Bucs

Al Davis and Friends
25. Oakland Raiders
26. Denver Broncos
27. Kansas City Chiefs
28. Carolina Panthers
29. Cleveland Browns
30. Cincinnati Bengals
31. Detroit Lions
32. St. Louis Rams

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Jerod Mayo Injury Update (Sprained MCL)

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009
Photo Courtesy of  Winslow/Towson AP

Patriot fans were greeted with a sickening sight for the 2nd straight home-opener, as defensive captain Jerod Mayo went down with a knee injury early in the game against the Buffalo Bills. Trainers were seen working on Mayo’s left knee, and Mayo was seen flexing the knee and walking with a slight limp.

Reports state that Mayo has a sprained MCL (grade 3) and is likely to miss 6-8 weeks, although conflicting reports have stated that the situation is not that dire. Bill Belichick expressed earlier that Mayo didn’t have a season-ending injury, and these reports seem to confirm that.

We can’t wait to see our defensive leader back on the field, he was sorely missed against the Bills.


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3 Up, 3 Down – Buffalo

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

Up
Laurence Maroney – The king of stutter-step ran hard last night, getting 10 yards when he could, and taking 3 yards when he couldn’t. Two big losses were not his fault.

Ben Watson – For a man written off as cut in the pre-season, Watson came through big with two TD’s in the 4th quarter to seal the victory.

Tully Banta-Cain – In TBC’s homecoming party, he was the lone Patriot to apply consistent pressure on the quarterback.

Down
Defensive Line – Fred Jackson gashed the line, while no d-lineman was able to apply pressure on even a sporadic basis against a very green offensive line.

Matt Light – A bad penalty, as well as some missed blocks led the Patriots to try Sebastian Voller at the position.

Opening Day Injury Bug – Jerod Mayo going down with a left knee injury was an ugly site to see.

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Patriots Stun Bills With Late Comeback

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

“This isn’t how we drew it up…” – Tom Brady, to Suzy Kolber in a somewhat truncated post-game interview.

After multiple stalled drives on offense and frustrating 3rd down failures on defense, the Patriots of old reared up and took over the game – thanks in no small part to Leodis McKelvin.

McKelvin’s krumble (kickoff + fumble) marred what was nearly a perfect game played by the Bills. They kept every one of Tom Brady’s nearly 200 passes in front of their safeties, and taking advantage of opportunities provided by the Patriots offensive line to apply pressure. One of those opportunities turned into an Aaron Schoebel interception return for a touchdown that had Patriot fans shaking thoughts of Sam Adams out of their heads.

The Patriots line solidified late, providing Tom Brady with the time to march down the field twice in the final six minutes, hitting tight end Ben Watson twice in the end zone. The second TD, a perfect back-shoulder ball, proved to be enough to bring home the win.

The Patriots (1-0) will face the New York Jets next Sunday in the Meadowlands. Look for Rex Ryan and company to try and duplicate the success that the Bills had in the first three quarters by bringing five and six defenders at will.

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Pre-Game Meal: Buffalo Bills

Monday, September 14th, 2009

Playing Catch-Up:

* We’ve all heard the big news.-#93 got 86ed-Richard Seymour was dealt to the Oakland Raiders for a 2011 first-round draft pick; which could very well be a serious asset. Seymour was an anchor worthy of 5 Pro Bowl appearances, 3 Super Bowl victories, and one of the defensive leaders on the Patriots. He will be missed, but hopefully his presence can be accounted for by the likes of Ron Brace and Derrick Burgess (possibly Darryl Richards and Myron Pryor). Whether you say it or not, Seymour wasn’t necessarily playing “up-to-par” as of late. We will surely find out soon enough.

* The first “Put Up or Shut Up” award goes to defensive lineman Mike Wright… now is your time to shine, do not screw it up.

* The “Best Facial Hair in New England” award goes to Matt Light this week for sporting a handlebar mustache at practice.

* Defensive Coordinator Dean Pees on the subject:

“Somebody’s got to step up and be the leaders, and we’ll find out who those are… No disrespect to anybody who retired or [is] gone from the team or anything else, but things change. Coaches change, players change.It presents new opportunities for other guys to become leaders. The torch always gets passed on good teams to somebody else and now it’s their opportunity, the guys that are in the locker room right now, to step up and be those guys. And I’m actually looking forward to finding out who those guys are going to be.”

* WR Greg Lewis was released this week and 6’1″ rookie free agent DB Brett Lockett was claimed off waivers from Cleveland.

* The Patriots also signed some “almosts” to the Practice Squad: starring Terrence Nunn and Dallas Cowboys’ WR turned practice-squad QB, Isiah Stanback.

Around The League:

* The Manidiot himself will still not reveal who will start at QB this coming week for Cleveland to the public: Anderson or Quinn; but he has apparently divulged the truth to them through a Rock, Paper, Scissors duel-footage from the heated competition will be on the CBS pregame report.

* With that said, the Williams Wall are cleared to play against the Browns on Sunday and maul on whomever won the QB duel… such a bittersweet victory.

* Steelers LB Timmons is hurt, someone else will most likely come out and be a star linebacker.

* The Patriots-Defensive-Insurance-Policy, Junior Seau said recently that he might consider a return to the Pats-no comment.

* My worst nightmare, David Tyree works out with the Ravens. Nothing will come of this, he couldn’t even make the receiver-less Giants; the team he made a Super Bowl victory (after enormous amounts of offensive holding and an act of God) possible for.

It’s Back To The Future This Monday:

* The Pats were given their retro AFL throwback uniforms this Monday and they will proudly display against the Rivals to the North? NorthWest? West?

* The surprise of the week for me was when I heard that Buffalo cuts RB Dominic Rhodes.

* Defensive End Aaron Schobel is back from injury, apparently like Die Hard 3. Pats Pulpit reported in an interview with Buffalo Rumblings that he just isn’t likely to carry the defense due to his decline in skills, and holdout DE Aaron Maybin has a lot of ground to makeup. Still, it is important for my first, soon to be classic Weekly Key Match-Ups.

Weekly Key Match-Ups:

* Offensive Line vs. the Aarons – Due to their skills (or lack thereof) the offensive line needs to hold its own and do whatever it can to protect against the pass rush, because if there are any two guys on the Bills who can get to the quarterback; it would be Maybin and Schobel. I cannot stress enough how strong the pass protection has to be in this season opener. I want Tom Brady to be able to eat his dinner off of his jersey after this game.

* Tom Brady vs. His Mind – we know his knee works, we know his arm works, we just don’t know how is mind is working right now. If the offensive line does its job against the Aarons and the pass rush, then Tommy will be able to get his clear mind, side-step, less of an arm-throw and more of a step-in throw, and most importantly full, regular-season confidence back. A few rushed passes… fine; a hit a two… okay; getting laid out to dry….unacceptable. We want Brady and the offensive clicking on all cylinders and in mid-season form as soon as possible.

* Stutter-Step Maroney vs. The Bills’ Defensive Line – If Maroney displays his usual stutter-stepping routine at the line of scrimmage as opposed to just running hard at the first hole he sees (like his younger teammate the Law Firm) he will see his production, carries, and value as a Patriot decrease quickly. We have a lot of backs now including Fred Taylor and 2 yards-per-carry just won’t do it in my opinion this season.

* Fred Taylor vs. Father Time – Is Fred Taylor too old and injury-prone? Jacksonville sure thinks so. Can the Patriots violently squeeze one more somewhat/maybe surprising productive season out of him? The Hoodie and the Patriots front office seem to think more yes than no. And there’s nothing I’d like to see more than Fred Taylor chalk up 850-900 rushing yards in 2009. (second only to Law Firm starting and rushing for 1,600 yards.)

* Shawn Springs vs. Terell Redenbacher Owens – “Getcha popcorn ready” himself will line up as a Buffalo Bill for the first regular season time, nursing a sprained toe, and it will be up to former Redskin, veteran Shawn Springs to shut the show down. And after T.O.’s “spy camera” bringing out remark, I think i few Patriot heads will be looking to see him. ESPECIALLY SHAWN. Shut It Down.

* Dean Pees vs. The Bills QB Coach – By cutting Rhodes, the Bills lack at the running back position with more injuries and lack of snaps. Add that to the new “Offensive Coordinator” who was a quarterbacks coach last week and we will look to see the coordination-less offense to target the newly revamped secondary and take it to the air. Will the pass rush get to Trent Edwards? Mayo wants to make more “game-changing” plays and I want to see them on Monday.

* Joey Galloway vs. Joey Galloway (Preseason Edition) – Can Joey Galloway finally make his presence felt and threaten Buffalo’s defense by showing up as the #3 and catching some balls that are sure to be coming his way Monday Night? I Sure hope so. This guy still runs like he’s 25 and he’s been a beast since i could watch football.

* Rookies vs. Veterans – It’s too early for me to call out some of the rooks, but we’ve gone from hearing about how old and tired this defense was, to how young and inexperienced our defense is. Can Brandon Meriweather, hold this secondary together and show Pat Chung the ropes? Shawn Springs and Jonathan Wilhite could teach Darius Butler a thing or two. He’s a great athlete and I’d like to see him shine. Jerod Mayo and Adalius Thomas are the center of the linebacker corps. Vince Wilfork is the anchor with three rookie D-Lineman and a quiet-up-to-this-point Derrick Burgess (if we run 4-3) to work with.

Patriots fun facts:

* Pats have won12 of the last 14 home openers. 7-0 in Gillette

* 31-11 (.780) in the AFC East since 2001

* This is the 99th time the two team meet with the Pats favored all-time at 57-40-1

* The Patriots have an 11
-game winning streak against Buffalo.

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Richard Seymour Reporting to Raiders

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

After what was seemingly a year-long (or 1 week) holdout, Richard Seymour will be reporting to the Oakland Raiders just in time to hopefully in Monday Night’s opener – right after watching his old team on Monday Night Football.

According to Adam Schefter, (via @adam_schefter) Seymour will receive no promises to renegotiate his contract or not place the franchise tag on him next year.

Seymour, the former Patriot All-Pro, had been sent a “5-day letter”, forcing him to report within five days or risk having to sit out the entire 2009 NFL season.

The Patriots will receive a 2011 1st Round Draft Pick in exchange for Richard Seymour. Check out the list of 2011 Patriots Draft Picks here.

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