Week 2 NFL Power Rankings coming tomorrow!

We already thought that the Giants would be bad, and losing Osi Umenyiora didn't help at all. We've moved them down to #20, even after they beat the Patriots 19-14 in the silly season. We can't wait for an 18 game regular season and a 2 game exhibition slate. Save the whole "bitter Patriot fan" comments. We know that we are bitter.

The Sports Dollar is thirsty: "I'm drinking the Kool-Aid of the Eagles and it feels a little awkward. Supposedly the choke artist McNabb is back in full force and health, Westbrook is a beast and possible MVP candidate, and the Cowboys just had another major injury at WR. This could be a sneak attack year for Philly out in the NFC East, so look out!"

My Sports Rumors on the other New York team: "Jets fans are pretty special and at times you have to wonder if they're smarter than a fifth grader. So in honor of Jeff Foxworthy (cue his voice), You might be a front runner, if you own a Brett Favre Jets jersey. All the Jets fans feel they are contenders now--even many media outlets are boosting them in their rankings. We're not--they only move up ONE spot from their pre-training camp ranking. Get ready for bandwagon jumping in Week 2 when Favre airmails some balls to the Pat defense in front of the home crowd."

The Blue Workhorse also highlighted the Jets, although they took the other side: "Adding future Hall-of-Fame QB Brett Favre helps the Jets jump 12 spots on our list." At least they had them at #31 before.

World of Isaac on the Lions restoring the roar: "The Lions finished the preseason 4-0. The last time the Lions won 4 games in a row, well, let me think now.... I bonged my first beer at age 15, so it was definitely before that . I touched my first pair of boobies when I was 10, so I think before then too. I think I was in the third grade.....yea, around there....so what does that make me 8 or something? Hmm? Anyways, there you have it. The last time the Lions won 4 games in a row I was a prepubescent pervert who hadn't drank a beer or touched any boobies.... For any normal blogger, that would just be called 'last week.'"

Here are the pre-preseason rankings.

#1	Patriots	1	5	1	5	1	2.6
#2	Jaguars	2	1	6	3	4	3.2
#3	Cowboys	3	3	4	7	2	3.8
#4	Chargers	9	2	2	1	5	3.8
#5	Colts	4	4	3	13	3	5.4
#6	Steelers	6	6	7	8	7	6.8
#7	Eagles	7	9	13	2	12	8.6
#8	Vikings	5	8	15	14	6	9.6
#9	Seahawks	13	10	8	10	9	10.0
#10	Saints	10	7	14	6	15	10.4
#11	Giants	20	11	5	11	8	11.0
#12	Browns	8	14	10	30	10	14.4
#13	Texans	12	19	12	15	14	14.4
#14	Packers	15	13	19	16	11	14.8
#15	Redskins	11	16	17	17	17	15.6
#16	Titans	24	15	9	19	13	16.0
#17	Bucs	21	21	11	12	21	17.2
#18	Cardinals	17	22	22	9	16	17.2
#19	Bills	14	12	18	20	24	17.6
#20	Broncos	16	20	21	24	18	19.8
#21	Bengals	19	18	16	27	20	20.0
#22	Lions	18	31	26	4	23	20.4
#23	Panthers	22	24	23	18	22	21.8
#24	Ravens	27	17	25	21	29	23.8
#25	Jets	25	27	20	32	19	24.6
#26	Rams	23	23	27	23	28	24.8
#27	Niners	26	26	28	28	26	26.8
#28	Bears	30	25	30	25	25	27.0
#29	Raiders	28	30	24	26	27	27.0
#30	Chiefs	29	28	29	22	32	28.0
#31	Dolphins	32	29	31	29	30	30.2
#32	Falcons	31	32	32	31	31	31.4