The Office: Sports Edition

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With the new season of The Office kicking off tomorrow night on NBC, we thought we’d put together our own “Sports Office”, using the original characters as inspiration.

Jim — Chris Cooley
The coolest guy in the office meets perhaps the coolest guy in sports. Both are pranksters and love having fun at work.

Pam — Mrs. Chris Cooley
Of course Jim has to get the hottest girl, in this case a former cheerleader, unlike Pam.

Michael — Al Davis

Has kind of lost it, but still thinks that he knows what he is doing. Has a semi-irrational hatred of Lane Kiffin.

Toby — Lane Kiffin

Has a tough job in a tough company, and has to deal with a crazy boss who hates his guts. Both are leaving their present jobs, although I’m not sure if Kiffin has plans to go to Costa Rica.

Dwight — Shaquille O’Neal
They both think that they are cops, as well as talking way too much. Both get the job done pretty well though, Shaq on the court, Dwight in sales.

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Creed — Julio Franco
Dude is like 56 years old or something.

Angela — Ashley Harkleroad

Seems like a prude, but if you wait a while, you see things like appearances in Playboy or making out with an ex-boyfriend after you just got engaged.

Meredith — Adam Jones
He likes to drink, she likes to drink. He likes drive recklessly, she likes to get by cars. He likes strippers, she likes to strip. Close enough for us.

Ryan — Martina Hingis

Prodigy at a young age. Went further than anyone thought. Struggled after some time at the top. Coke problem.

Well, we got you started, finish out the list and come up with your best sports figures for Darryl, Phyllis, Jan, Kelly, Oscar, and anyone else we missed. Send it to us using the comment form below.

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10 Responses to “The Office: Sports Edition”

  1. Dbone says:

    I really don’t like it how “coke” is always followed by “problem.” Outside of the getting arrested part, it looked like Ryan was having a good time with his coke. People are so judgmental.

  2. Admin says:

    I thought about Matt Jones, but the coke problem was the only thing they had in common.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I would’ve went with Matt Jones for Ryan

  4. Admin says:

    Great ones!

  5. Anonymous says:

    Stanley: Romeo Crennel. Bitter angry black man with potential. There is only one problem, Stanley works for Dunder-Mifflen. Romeo coaches the Browns.Kevin: John Daly. Loves golf and gambling. Both men can appear retarted at times to the public.Roy: Matt Leinart. Both are party boys living wayyyy past their respective primes.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Kelly: Chad Johnson (AKA Chad Ocho Cinco)Bitches too much, whiney, annoying, self centered… the kind of person you wish would just shut the hell up and do their job instead of making it hell to work with them.

  7. Admin says:

    I see what you’re doing there CheatorBeat…maybe Adam Jones the MotoX guy?

  8. CheatorBeat says:

    Meredith — Adam JonesAdam Jones OF for the Orioles? I don’t get it….OHHHH PACMAN! =)

  9. Anonymous says:

    Kelly — Jessica Simpson (crazy and dumb girlfriend)

  10. Anonymous says:

    The Office Premieres on Thursday! I’m so freaking excited.






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