For seven months, the intense sun has beaten down on the turf and grass of these NFL fields, but in October the air fills with the promise of glory, riding on a cool breeze. As we gaze out upon the verdant field, we see many different species of the elusive NFL receiver. Ah yes, here come some now.
Description: Seems to communicate in own language that is hard to understand, tends to mark territory with elaborate dances.
Species Variations: Terrell Owens, Chad Johnson, Plaxico Burress
Ancestor: Keyshawn Johnson
Description: Possible mutant species that exhibits remarkable physical traits and abilities that border on the impossible.
Species Variations: Dwayne Bowe, Andre Johnson, Calvin Johnson
Ancestor: Randy Moss
Description: This species is very reliable, sticking to a strict routine and running in a very predictable fashion. Exhibits incredible hand-eye coordination.
Species Variations: Brandon Marshall, T.J. Houshmanzadeh, Marvin Harrison
Ancestor: Art Monk