Jim Mora -- Chicken? We're talking about chicken? Are you kidding me?

Rod Smart -- He Hate Road.

Keyshawn Johnson -- Throw me the damn chicken!

Emmitt Smith -- Because chickens don't quit. They don't even quit.

Steve Smith -- He didn't make it, cuz I broke his damn beak.

Clinton Portis -- That was just me in one of my costumes.

Joe Namath -- I've got news for you, the chicken is going to cross the road. I guarantee it.

Marshawn Lynch -- He didn't make it, cuz I ran that bastard over.

Joe Starkey (Cal Announcer) -- Ohh! The chicken is out on the road! He's going to go onto the shoulder! Will it count?

Terrell Owens -- I love me some chicken.

Kellen Winslow Jr -- He's a soldier!

Peyton Manning -- We're shooting a Chick-Fil-A commercial across the street in about 15 minutes.

Dennis Green -- The chicken was what the road thought it was! And he let it off the hook.

Bo Jackson -- Chicken knows road.

Vince Lombardi -- He didn't cross, he just ran out of road.

Vince Young -- Chicken just crosses roads.

Mike Gundy -- He's a chicken! He's 40!

Check out an addition to this list at Zoner Sports.

You might also like:
NFL Fines We'd Like to See
NFL Photoshop Fun

Like What You Read? - Subscribe to NE Patriots Draft!