Jim Mora — Chicken? We’re talking about chicken? Are you kidding me?
Rod Smart — He Hate Road.
Keyshawn Johnson — Throw me the damn chicken!
Emmitt Smith — Because chickens don’t quit. They don’t even quit.
Steve Smith — He didn’t make it, cuz I broke his damn beak.
Clinton Portis — That was just me in one of my costumes.
Joe Namath — I’ve got news for you, the chicken is going to cross the road. I guarantee it.
Marshawn Lynch — He didn’t make it, cuz I ran that bastard over.
Joe Starkey (Cal Announcer) — Ohh! The chicken is out on the road! He’s going to go onto the shoulder! Will it count?
Terrell Owens — I love me some chicken.
Kellen Winslow Jr — He’s a soldier!
Peyton Manning — We’re shooting a Chick-Fil-A commercial across the street in about 15 minutes.
Dennis Green — The chicken was what the road thought it was! And he let it off the hook.
Bo Jackson — Chicken knows road.
Vince Lombardi — He didn’t cross, he just ran out of road.
Vince Young — Chicken just crosses roads.
Mike Gundy — He’s a chicken! He’s 40!
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