Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

NFL Chicken

Jim Mora — Chicken? We’re talking about chicken? Are you kidding me?

Rod Smart – He Hate Road.

Keyshawn Johnson — Throw me the damn chicken!

Emmitt Smith — Because chickens don’t quit. They don’t even quit.

Steve Smith — He didn’t make it, cuz I broke his damn beak.

Clinton Portis — That was just me in one of my costumes.

Joe Namath — I’ve got news for you, the chicken is going to cross the road. I guarantee it.

Marshawn Lynch — He didn’t make it, cuz I ran that bastard over.

Joe Starkey (Cal Announcer) — Ohh! The chicken is out on the road! He’s going to go onto the shoulder! Will it count?

Terrell Owens — I love me some chicken.

Kellen Winslow Jr — He’s a soldier!

Peyton Manning — We’re shooting a Chick-Fil-A commercial across the street in about 15 minutes.

Dennis Green — The chicken was what the road thought it was! And he let it off the hook.

Bo Jackson — Chicken knows road.

Vince Lombardi — He didn’t cross, he just ran out of road.

Vince Young — Chicken just crosses roads.

Mike Gundy — He’s a chicken! He’s 40!

Check out an addition to this list at Zoner Sports.

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5 Responses to “Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?”

  1. jade says:

    terrell owens was the funniest

  2. Anonymous says:

    Why not cross the road?anon

  3. Angela says:

    Funny!

  4. James says:

    Peyton does like his commercials…

  5. Paul says:

    i like the peyton manning one the best there.






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