OJ Mayo's NBA All-Food Team


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As OJ Mayo has now made his way on to the Memphis Grizzlies, the jokes about his name have already started. The Grizzlies’ practices have already been called the “Mayo Clinic” and if OJ ever makes a last-second shot, I’m sure there will be a “Miracle Whip” headline or two.

OJ now joins these fine players to make up the NBA All-Food Team:

Starters
PG – Kyle Lowry – Memphis – Lowry’s salt tastes great on steak.
SG – OJ Mayo – Memphis – Let’s lay off the OJ jokes for now.
SF – Brandon Bass – Dallas – If he was Chilean, he would be a delicacy.
PF – Brian Cook – Orlando – He really brings the whole team together.
C – Eddy Curry – New York – Spicy.

Reserves
PG – Fat Lever – Retired – He likes this team too much.
SG – Von Wafer – Portland – We like the strawberry ones best.
SG – Morris Almond – Utah – He’s very healthy.
PF – Carlos Boozer – Utah – I guess it’s more of a drink…
C – Manute Bol – Retired – I’d take a bowl of something.

Feel free to add any additions to the NBA All-Food Team in the comments below!
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6 Responses to “OJ Mayo's NBA All-Food Team”

  1. Sydney Unknowns says:

    Hey nice team selection… we got an addition to your All NBA Food Team that you’ve missed…Glen Rice ;-)

  2. Neil Joshi says:

    Nice post…

  3. Juice says:

    Darvin Ham?

  4. TM Chill says:

    DJ Strawberry, he barely plays but he’s still in the league with Phoenix. And his dad’s a lock for your MLB All-Food Team.

  5. James says:

    Thanks Isaac — Your NBA Wonderlic still has me laughing

  6. World of Isaac says:

    well done



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