Chad Johnson Brings World Peace

In addition to Chad Johnson deciding to return to the Bengals, there were some other interesting nuggets of news out there:

  • Palestinian and Israeli officials were seen shaking hands and heard saying, “Yeah, we were just screwin’ around.”
  • Roger Goodell invited Pacman Jones over for a BBQ and some strippers.
  • Dan Rather rejoined CBS.
  • Two football fans compromised, apparently Bud Light both “tastes great” and is “less filling”.
  • Colin Cowherd subscribed to The Big Lead.
  • Hatfield and McCoy? “We all good.”
  • Bob Barker and Happy Gilmore played a quick nine.
  • Keith Olbermann made a wry, pithy remark about a four-letter sports station that included no four-letter words.
  • Steinbrenner tried to fire Billy Martin (hell, not everything is hunky-dory)

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