Saturday, May 3, 2008

NFL All-Food Team


With the appearance of about 300 Jerod Mayo jokes lately, some funny, some not, we've decided to make the best team possible using just players whose name contain a food word. We were tempted to use old-time players like OJ Simpson, but we limited it to current players only. Please let us know how we can improve the team by dropping us an email or leaving a comment.

Check out the 2009 Draft Up and Comers Here.

Your starting offense:

QB - Cleo Lemon (Jaguars) - Roethlisberger was close...
RB - Ray Rice (Ravens)

TE - Chad Mustard (Broncos)
TE - Alge Crumpler (Titans) - Algae is very nutritional
WR - Sidney Rice (Vikings)
WR - Ronald Curry (Raiders) - Spicy

OL - Sam Baker (Falcons)
OL - Todd Weiner (Falcons)
OL - Brian Waters (Chiefs)
OL - Ryan Cook (Vikings)
OL - Dustin Frye (Seahawks)


And on defense:

DE - Julius Peppers (Panthers) - Peppers hot. His game? Not.
DE - Calais Campbell (Cardinals) - Mmm. Chunky
DT - Sam Adams (Broncos)
DT - Vince Wilfork (Patriots) - And he will eat you

LB - Tedy Bruschi (Patriots) - Hey, have a Sam Adams
LB - Jerod Mayo (Patriots)
LB - Anthony Waters (Chargers)

CB - Robert Bean (Jaguars) - Is he a magical fruit?
CB - Terrence Wheatley (Patriots) - Stretching...
FS - Gerome Sapp (Ravens - Maple syrup good
SS - Roy Williams (Cowboys) - No reason, he just eats a lot of food

K - Matt Stover
P - Jason Baker - Where is the Candlestick maker?

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Paul said...

Hilarious stuff man, I love the logo too. Nice site, I'll be back to check you otu some more.

Anonymous said...

CRABLE, VRABLE
POUR ME A BRUSCHI,
HOLD THE MAYO.

Anonymous said...

How about db Jamaal Fudge (Jaguars)

Anonymous said...

The patriots are cheaters

Anonymous said...

Wow! The patriots are cheaters. How come I never heard that before? They aren't and great post!

Greggor said...

You forgot Casey Hampton. Nothing real special or food related about that name, but his nickname is Big Snack.

Anonymous said...

what about quentin jammer

Anonymous said...

how are they not cheaters? if you knowingly break rules you are a cheater!

Anonymous said...

Same could be said for anyone that commits a penalty, now shut up.

Anonymous said...

Players who commit a penalty are penalized. DUH. And yes, they DID cheat! They even admitted it in not so many words. Now, you shut up!