NFL All-Food Team

From the vault:

With the appearance of about 300 Jerod Mayo jokes lately, some funny, some not, we’ve decided to make the best team possible using just players whose name contain a food word. We were tempted to use old-time players like OJ Simpson, but we limited it to current players only. Please let us know how we can improve the team by dropping us an email or leaving a comment.

Your starting offense:

QB – Cleo Lemon (Jaguars) – Roethlisberger was close…
RB – Ray Rice (Ravens)

TE – Chad Mustard (Broncos)
TE – Alge Crumpler (Titans) – Algae is very nutritional
WR – Sidney Rice (Vikings)
WR – Ronald Curry (Raiders) – Spicy

OL – Sam Baker (Falcons)
OL – Todd Weiner (Falcons)
OL – Brian Waters (Chiefs)
OL – Ryan Cook (Vikings)
OL – Dustin Frye (Seahawks)

And on defense:

DE – Julius Peppers (Panthers) – Peppers hot. His game? Not.
DE – Calais Campbell (Cardinals) – Mmm. Chunky
DT – Sam Adams (Broncos)
DT – Vince Wilfork (Patriots) – And he will eat you

LB – Tedy Bruschi (Patriots) – Hey, have a Sam Adams
LB – Jerod Mayo (Patriots)
LB – Anthony Waters (Chargers)

CB – Robert Bean (Jaguars) – Is he a magical fruit?
CB – Terrence Wheatley (Patriots) – Stretching…
FS – Gerome Sapp (Ravens – Maple syrup good
SS – Roy Williams (Cowboys) – No reason, he just eats a lot of food

K – Matt Stover
P – Jason Baker – Where is the Candlestick maker?

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11 Responses to “NFL All-Food Team”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Dang it a lot of teams cheat and not just in Pat’s nation…Baseball, basketball and hockey!Teams have lip readers trying to get the signals.Other teams have got caught taping….Just because the Pat’s where on top is why they will never live it down…Give it up guys…..they still went 19-1 almost perfect and no cheating after the paid the fiddler and still went on the the Superbowl~!~ Please give it a rest you all will stroke out from so much stress!! With that said Go Pat’s Go Packers Go Bears!! etc… Have a great season!!Bitty2

  2. Anonymous says:

    Players who commit a penalty are penalized. DUH. And yes, they DID cheat! They even admitted it in not so many words. Now, you shut up!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Same could be said for anyone that commits a penalty, now shut up.

  4. Anonymous says:

    how are they not cheaters? if you knowingly break rules you are a cheater!

  5. Anonymous says:

    what about quentin jammer

  6. Greggor says:

    You forgot Casey Hampton. Nothing real special or food related about that name, but his nickname is Big Snack.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Wow! The patriots are cheaters. How come I never heard that before? They aren’t and great post!

  8. Anonymous says:

    The patriots are cheaters

  9. Anonymous says:

    How about db Jamaal Fudge (Jaguars)

  10. Anonymous says:


  11. Paul says:

    Hilarious stuff man, I love the logo too. Nice site, I’ll be back to check you otu some more.

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