From the NEPatriotsDraft.com vault:

With the appearance of about 300 Jerod Mayo jokes lately, some funny, some not, we’ve decided to make the best team possible using just players whose name contain a food word. We were tempted to use old-time players like OJ Simpson, but we limited it to current players only. Please let us know how we can improve the team by dropping us an email or leaving a comment.

Your starting offense:

QB – Cleo Lemon (Jaguars) – Roethlisberger was close…
RB – Ray Rice (Ravens)

TE – Chad Mustard (Broncos)
TE – Alge Crumpler (Titans) – Algae is very nutritional
WR – Sidney Rice (Vikings)
WR – Ronald Curry (Raiders) – Spicy

OL – Sam Baker (Falcons)
OL – Todd Weiner (Falcons)
OL – Brian Waters (Chiefs)
OL – Ryan Cook (Vikings)
OL – Dustin Frye (Seahawks)

And on defense:

DE – Julius Peppers (Panthers) – Peppers hot. His game? Not.
DE – Calais Campbell (Cardinals) – Mmm. Chunky
DT – Sam Adams (Broncos)
DT – Vince Wilfork (Patriots) – And he will eat you

LB – Tedy Bruschi (Patriots) – Hey, have a Sam Adams
LB – Jerod Mayo (Patriots)
LB – Anthony Waters (Chargers)

CB – Robert Bean (Jaguars) – Is he a magical fruit?
CB – Terrence Wheatley (Patriots) – Stretching…
FS – Gerome Sapp (Ravens – Maple syrup good
SS – Roy Williams (Cowboys) – No reason, he just eats a lot of food

K – Matt Stover
P – Jason Baker – Where is the Candlestick maker?

Also Check out:
NBA All-Food Team
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