Chiefs fans have had fun, Patriots fans feel ok. Other people, teams, and fans haven’t had such a great offseason. Here are a few ways you know that your NFL offseason is sucking:
- Rex Grossman is still your starting quarterback.
- You’re a Bengals fan, but not a bondsman.
- You had Pacman Jones in the “NFL Player to get arrested at Lake Travis” pool.
- Mel Kiper Jr. says you are having a great offseason.
- You are the Senior Senator from the great state of Pennsylvania.
- Desean Jackson is your new go-to receiver.
- You’re a mustard salesmen, and you were hoping to get a boost from the NFL Draft.
- J! E! T! S!
- Two words: Tomase, John.
- You know Adarius Bowman, but you’re not his dealer.
- You’re Adarius Bowman.
- Matt Leinart didn’t help you with any of your kegstands.
- (Afraid to insert Marvin Harrison joke)
- Your team president didn’t even draft a WR. (Lions Fans only)
- Mario Manningham beat you in truth or dare.
- Last but not least: No more #4
Thanks to my friends at Razzball.com for the idea for this post.
Mario Manningham is a Michigan Man. Of course he’s going to beat you at truth or dare…
laughing at #9
Awww bitter lil patriots fan.10 ways you know if your a patriots fan…1. you suck2. you really suck3. you really really suck4. you hate asante samuel for doing the smart thing.5. you cheated your wholelife and your still a loser.6. you hate michael strahan7. you actually think rodney harrison is a good football player.8. you actually think bellicheat is a good coach.9. you actually think that tom brady and randy moss are good.10. still bitter about blowing a perfect amazing season.