How You Know Your Offseason is Sucking

Chiefs fans have had fun, Patriots fans feel ok. Other people, teams, and fans haven’t had such a great offseason. Here are a few ways you know that your NFL offseason is sucking:

  1. Rex Grossman is still your starting quarterback.
  2. You’re a Bengals fan, but not a bondsman.
  3. You had Pacman Jones in the “NFL Player to get arrested at Lake Travis” pool.
  4. Mel Kiper Jr. says you are having a great offseason.
  5. You are the Senior Senator from the great state of Pennsylvania.
  6. Desean Jackson is your new go-to receiver.
  7. You’re a mustard salesmen, and you were hoping to get a boost from the NFL Draft.
  8. J! E! T! S!
  9. Two words: Tomase, John.
  10. You know Adarius Bowman, but you’re not his dealer.
  11. You’re Adarius Bowman.
  12. Matt Leinart didn’t help you with any of your kegstands.
  13. (Afraid to insert Marvin Harrison joke)
  14. Your team president didn’t even draft a WR. (Lions Fans only)
  15. Mario Manningham beat you in truth or dare.
  16. Last but not least: No more #4

Thanks to my friends at for the idea for this post.

3 Responses to “How You Know Your Offseason is Sucking”

  1. Matthew S. Urdan says:

    Mario Manningham is a Michigan Man. Of course he’s going to beat you at truth or dare… 😉

  2. Anonymous says:

    laughing at #9

  3. terrible2053622 says:

    Awww bitter lil patriots fan.10 ways you know if your a patriots fan…1. you suck2. you really suck3. you really really suck4. you hate asante samuel for doing the smart thing.5. you cheated your wholelife and your still a loser.6. you hate michael strahan7. you actually think rodney harrison is a good football player.8. you actually think bellicheat is a good coach.9. you actually think that tom brady and randy moss are good.10. still bitter about blowing a perfect amazing season.

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